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WAGNERS REUNION-AIRE DISEASE
If you fit into the below catagory don't worry
you have WRA. You are normally a reasonably sedate and sometimes almost
boring person. You are sane and sensible, you care for small creatures
(for goodness sake) Your circle of friends are intelligent and see you
as a witty companion. This may have happened to you:
You arrive at your Wagner HS Reunion You
are infected with WRD You become a loud, tacky person, who stalks the halls
of the hotel in a never ending search for Wagnerites. When you come upon
a Wagnerite on the loose, your limbs begin to twitch. The arms flail out
to the side in a bird-like motion and your legs, both run and bounce, all
the while you adopt a screeching sound. This screeching sound both paralyses
hotel staff and infects your prey. They begin the metamorphoses. WATCH
OUT THEY ARE RUNNING TOWARD YOU !!! Your sleep patterns are altered and
may require large quantities of Alcohol. Your eating patterns requiree
at least an hour before seating (usually in the bar) Digestion cannot take
place unless you are in a room with minimum 50 people all talking at the
same time. The bruising you will note is from several things:
1. Heavy luggage bouncing against any part
of your body
2. Two heads colliding during the running,
flailing, screeking thing.
3. Unknown actions caused by the antidote
for sleeplessness.
4. Tourism
5. DANCING Sometimes you become feverish
Some People may nauseate you Your heart rate increases-not dangerously
You WILL become emotional, off and on. It is not hormonal. The emotional
(crying jags) come and go. Usually worst when you GO.
The diseaase is a new one to Wagnerites.
It has only been in existence 3 yrs. It has been noted to resemble sex.
Like Sex, after it's over (if you do it right) you should feel extremely
relaxed, sleepy, and looking forward to the next time. Questions?
Kandy Simpson '65 -61-65 Charleston
or Bust --Class of 65 Rules
Kandy!!! You are too much! but this is a perfect description
of "the syndrome" I think there were 150 of us infected this weekend -
my throat is still hoarse!! It couldn't have been better!!
Linda '65 |
